nyanyi2

i nak berpantun skit .....

anak kerbau pergi bekubang,
anak anjing ekornya panjang,
aku nyanyi sore sumbang,
kene nganjing ngan semua orang,

anak kerbau pergi membajak,
anak anjing menari-nari
tau sumbang nak nyanyi jugak
menjrit melalak di tengah hari,

anak kerbau makan kuaci
anak anjing kencing berdiri
tgh nyanyi, kene perli,
apa nak buat, sengih2 ler sendiri...


malu gler bler tgh feeling2 nyanyi lagu mariah carey versi berduet di tegah hari, tetiber di luar pintu bilik ade peminat bersorak sambil tepuk tangan..hampeh tol..hinaan dlm pujian...sentap uollss...senyum ku terkulat2 ajo..

p/s : semua salah kawan aku...ahahahha(tetap nk salahakna org lein)

hujan

k seiusly rase nak colapse..
letih nak mampos 4 hari nih..lembaga akriditasi dtg nk review like a thousand file tanpa henti..!!!(melebih2 sgt kan)

dri hari jumaat pungggah file, susun file. cek file..hidup dgn file ajo....adeh
balik lewat hari2....penat man

n ofcourse la bler penat tuh slalu rase nak marah..ok thats my bad habbit..so jgn langengade nk cucuh minyak ngan api tgh letih

dh ler hujan, korg tinggalkn aku sorg2 kat blkaang, aku berlari ke keter dgn jln licinya turun tangga igtkan korg ade kat kete, tgk x de org..ait td lari cam lipas kudng..xkan x sampai lg

dh tu kete tu dh la tnmpt gelap, dh la tetiber ade anjig hitam beasr kat situ..aku yg bash kuyup ni pon berlari masuk kete dgn takutnyer..

tunggu nyer tunggu, aku grak tmpt trang skit..lame lg tunggu, hati sudah panas..dh la aku letih mau balik cepat..

bler diorg sampai tau ape yang disebut dgn senang hati..kitorg g dgr orng menyanyi jap tadi..

ok cibai punyer prangai...the end

ok lagi cibai bler aku mengamuk

word : cuba bawak besabar fir, asik nak marah jer..

haah, cube korg yng kene, tau pulak asik nak ngamuk..

kwn2 ade kelemahan, accept sudah...nk menegur kene tgk situasi,,,salah aku ker korg yg lambat??!!!

ntah...mmg sume salah aku wei

cam org gler...

ahahhahahhaha..ok serius aku trase muda baru2 nih...

klu x, slalu rase cam tua looser gler, walau umur baru 23, trase life cam org looser umur 38 tahun, ade anak 5 n isteri dh lari...adeh...

prangai org tua aku : kul spluh dh ngantok, adeh...dlu tak tdo 3 hari pon cam mata segar burger lagi...siap leh g renang bagai..ni kol 10, mata kuyu, 10.30 muka dh rabak nk tdo..kul 11 dh lentok, x kira la kat tepi longkang ker, tido jer..

aritu lepak ngan abag ee..kitorg dua jer kat kedai makn..pastu dok kat penjuru kedai sambil minum teh (aku minum teh?!!!!WTF, aku jarang nk mampos minum teh slagi x terpaksa..ni sbb layan feel2 tua smbil minum teh)smbil tgk bdk muda2 gelak cam org gler....huhu. owh dlu aku adalah mereka, duduk ramai2 kat kedai tu, lepak dri kol 8 smpai kol 12 mlm, glak tak henti2..skunk tggl aku ngan ee jer dok tepi kedai minum teh..apekah looser kami inih..

adkh teh utk org2 tua??huhu..aku tua so aku minum teh

but then 3 hari lepas, kak cik ajak melepak ke rumah teha b sambil menaiki kereta mewah..huhu..aku pon stuju...so secara berjemaah aku, kak cik, abg ee, teha kecik n ahli baru, en azlan (tua dr kami, tp muka n prangai cam bdk umur 18) bergerak ke umah teha bsr utk mkn char kuey teow yg delicious gler di ampang (sng2 dtg ler).

ni la kete mewah yg heboh diperkatakan, gambar kiri adlh gamba hiasan. manakal gamba kanan diambil sewaktu kejadian..x leh nk dedahkan identiti sbnr kete ni. tapkse guna gamba tipu

ni mmg golongn2 org2 tua...bru start jln dh tdo,,isk,,,kiri en lan, kanan abg ee...

keje bahaya, tgh drive pon spt bergambar lgi..ahahha. teha k n kak cik, apekah jadah teha k jd ko driver walau dh tau dia sgt tak membantu..

aku dan manusia2 gla..mandu pon smpt berposing bagai..ahahha

ok bergerak kul 9 tp smpai umah teha b nk dekat 11, leh??Jem nk mampos..keter cam tak bergerak lgsg..nasib beik la kak cik tau jln shortcut..klu x, kedai tutop baru sampai.. nasib beik gak keter mewah Odyse kak cik tu cam besar gampang!!!huhuhuh seronok nak mampos..dudok lam tu siap leh tdo baring bagai sambil lari2 kehulu ke hilir dlm keter tu..seriues x tipu...klu zamn undergrade dlu, neik keter sesempit alam (kancil, satria bumper silver dll.) pastu neik lebih muatan (bukn stakat lebih blangan org tp juga lebih berat).sedih...ahahaa..

tgk jln jem....huhuhuhu..

sampai jer umah teha b, suma dh kebuluq, oder x berhengat kan, "nasik lemak ayam n keuy teow speacial yang plg besar, cpt skit teha, lapa"..ahahahahahaa..pastu teh ajak melangok...on jer aku nk tgk wayang mlm2 buta nih..

owh teha b, lame dh tak dgr ko sebut perkataan bodo..huhu..trima kasih koz make my day

Owh sudah lame x berkumpul sebegini ramai..huhu.so mula la wat cter2 bongoks...hehhe..
1- blaja bahasa korea bersama en azlan..ok sbrnyer bukan blaja bahasa korea pon, blaja mencarut lam bahasa korea boleh??!!!xde faedah lgsg kan.....pastu camner nk sebut cepat, berak dan orgsam dlm bhasa korea...ahahaha
2- bru 5 minit teha b masuk keter dia dah wat lawak..aku x pasti la bgi korg klakar ke tak, tp bg kami yg kenal teha b, the word 'nnti aku bg KERTAN AKHBAR psl iklan kejer tu kat korg' tak tau nape bler dia ckp keratan akhbar tu klakar nk mampos..gelak sampai pengsan k...betol. aku pengsan sat..
3- menyanyi lagu ntah paper...mmg la, dh name keter besar cam disko, so nyanyi la nk feel rase disko. nk masuk ight club x mampu..ahhaha.

So lepas mkn berkejar plak ke Mid Valley, tgk tiket wayang pe yang ade. sampai kat mid kul 11.40,..sempat bli cter Beastly kul 11.45..laju x kami??..hahahha.trimas kat aku, teha b n abg ee yg dgn maju jaya, daptkan tiket (wei korg kene byr hutang tiket kat teha b).so tgk ler cter tu...

Aku pulak thn je mata dari terlelap..mau taknyer, dh lebih waktu tidor kot..nk dekat tgh2 filem, mata aku leh tershutdown sndri,adeh..tertidor smpai abis wayang buleh...kureng tol, lein kali aku nk byr sparuh jer harge tiket wayang..Balik tuh aku masuk keter jer, trus lelap, dari kak cik drive dari mid ke ampang ker bangi, aku x sedar ape.sampai umah masuk blik, trus lena..ahahhaahh...dah tua kater..

entahla..tpi skali skale dpt mrase hidup cam org muda sunuk gak..(ckp cam org umur 50 thn..)

ta daa..

got after fve yrs...
did not expecting it at all
terkezut jap...camner tuh...

biasala, hubungan kita sesama manusia ni bukan slalunyer akan ke akhir hayat..kdg2 putus ditengah jln..

pertemuan mesti ade perpisahan...

tpi renungkan, ape yg menyebabkan kita berpisah

ape yg menyebabkan kita sanggup memutuskan sillaturahim antara sesama manusia

entahlah

freinds forever tu hanya ungkapan bodo ker sbnrnyer??korg bg tau la aku..aku dh mls nk jwb paper...

Insyallah, tuhan tu dh menjanjikan sesuatu yg lebih baek untuk aku...ahhaa..lets wait and see.

AIShhhhhh Sekaeting...

hehehe...salam guys.mohon ampun n maaf yer sbb lame tak tulis ape2 kat muka blog ni, adeh.bz la mnggu ni, plus byk mslh sampingan..hahhahaahah (gelakan jer la).

but hari sabtu lepas mmg best for me ah, koz first time dlm hdup aku, aku berice sekating..haha syunuknyer!!!!!TQ kepada housemate ku kerana ajak, teman dan ajar aku camner nk ice skating. saba jer ngan kerenah aku yg mmg penakut utk amek risiko n jatuh bedebuk..haha..tiap kali pon kene pegang.. Kredit pada En Zur, En azlan n En Khairi...besh2!!!!

tp yg plg best, aku mein utk first time, tp housemate aku yg lein yg sibuk asik jatuh atas ais tu..hahhahaha. bangga sat sebab dh lame baru aku terjatuh, tu pon sebab ade org tolak..hehhe. (bangga n takbur tetiber.)

pepon nk plan mein ais lagi..jum2 sape mou join saya.........

p/s : kata2 semangat sepanjang minggu ini , sabar jer la, n take ur time, mslh tu x dtg dr ko, tp dr mereka...hahaha(nnti aku story yer)

convo..convo...convo

ok i knwo sume sebok ngan post slamat berpose....

but minggu ni aku nk post sal convocation..sat jer..

minggu ni mmg sadis bagi aku bab...

MOST OF MY FREND DH KONVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOB SOB SOB

Wateva...tahun depan aku lak...(leh x bunyi ayat macam menyampah jer kat diorg..hahhahahaha)
takla, guys..just nk ucap tahniah n congrats on finishing ur study in ukm..its a succes that u will bring throughout ur life

4 my batch, byk yg convo utk master...so choose ur pathway correctly, korg dh lebih bijak skit (skit jaaa...xbyk pon..muahaha) dr bdk undergrad..so keje mesti gempak nnti. dh keje besar jgn lupa aku yg lom konvo lagi...bg yg baru grad untuk degree...tahniah, dh 4 thn korg berstruggle kat cni..msti konvo korg lebih bermakna.well done sebaba dpt bertahan

4 my junior..congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!xde ape yg lebih sronok melihat junor2 aku berjaya menggenggam ijazah (wat!!!!ape jenis ayat ni, mcm bapak2 sgt..gerli gler..muahahhahaha)


FREINDS 4EVA


p/s : minggu ni berhabis duit beli bunga jer keje nyer...but hadiah konvo masih byk lg..adeh

belon yg tak terbang2

siler bunuh aku....huh

aku lupa nk ltk entri ni, yg dh berkepuk2 lam laptop ku simpan..apekah boleh lupa..huh. aku igt dh letak, td cek2 lam history box..ha xde pon....dh la nk kompete ngan izyan n nunu sape akan citer sal belon udara ni dulu...apekah aku yg paling last rupenyer..huhuhuh...

silalah lihat...ni la geng2 yg pegi show belon udara kat putrajaya bln 3 lepas..nk gak tulis skunk..tak kira...




ok story dia camni, malam sebelum tu Yan lepak ngan aku, bob n nunu kat kedai selera terkini..mkn2. Yan sugest kitorg tgk belon udara sok paginyer kat putrajay..gigih nk g tgk show pagi.ok janji bgn kul 6.30..

owh [agi tu, janji hanyer tinggal janji pabila Yan dtg lambt...huhu..xpe2 oleh kerana kami semua baik hati, kami maafkan...grak lam kul 8.00. sampai kat putrjaya barulah ktog sdr bahawasanya tiada seorg pn didalam kereta tu tahu diamana kah tempat belon udara tu berada. so zur yg tgh memandu, just drive kemana-mana shja ikut suka hati dia

nasibn baik an tpon kwn dia yg tau kat mane pameran tu diadakan....

sampai2, kitorg sgt excited kerana melihat ade belon nescafe sdg diterbangkan..owh apekah sungguh nikmat klu dipagi2 tu kami mendapat nescafe kerana semua tgh berada dalam keadaan mengantuk, lalok and lapa kejadah sbb lum breakfast. masing2 dh berckp2 pasl bntuk belon ape lg yang akan dilihat..korunk nk tau belon pe lagi yg kitorg nmpak..meh lihat

belon ditaja oleh kedai mkn k

itu sajakah belonyer...yup!!!!huhuh..next show adlah pade waktu ptg..huhu..show pagi sampai kul 8.30 jer..ok lein kali sila lihat jadual ek sebelum pergi....huhu..keciwa2. tapi xpe..kitorg at least dpt melihat abg2 terbang di udara..layan kan jer..then rayau2 ah kat kwsn tapak pesta, saje meghabiskan mase..

its a bird, it's a plane, no..it's just a few guy flying i on the air using some sort of thinggy that help them to fly..duh

pastu g makan burger mat salai, salah satu francais maknn segera org malaysia sendiri..leh ganti mcd lepas ni yer..silalah dtg. kat bangi pon ade jual kat seksyen 7 katenyer..leh tahn gak ah burger ni..guna aplikasi serunding yer dlm burgernyer

ni la burger mat salai...adekah bob ingin menjadi modelnyer..owh tdeks..nnti burger ni dpt name buruk..haha

yer kami dgn yakinyer makn and duduk ditgh2 jaln org ramai lau yer..bab dh letih sgt..layan kan jer

oleh kerana kebosana kitorg decide g lepak alamande..apekah resultnyer..itulah kali pertama aku menjejakan kaki ke kedai 'kuih keria' big apple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!weeeeee..setelah sekian lame hanye org belanja, barula aku mengenali kedai big apple tu bagaimanae rupenyer..hahha..adekah sangat jakun!..mula2 bli donut nk bungkus koonyer..last2 mkn kt situ gak..
balik dari alamanda lepak oldtown...skali lagi yer aku memakan roti dan bukan nasik lemak. tapi kali ni bukan sebab xde duit tp sbb kenyang makan donut..huhu...

izyan, zur,bob and nunu mase kat kdai epal besar

srunuk lepak2 di hujung minggu ngan kengkwn..aku dh nk grad..so i'll be missing every minute yg telh berlaku..sweet memory u guys!!

bgnlah semula dari jatuh

even naik bende ni pun aku leh seram sejuk..apekah???

hidup ini berputar bagaikan ferris whell..kadang2 kiter kat bawah, exited nak pusing naik tinggi2 n sometimes kiter kat atas, menjerit nk trun...(tipikal pusingan roda)

plus sometimes hdup ni gak cam roller coster, ade turun naik, klu naik, tinggi gler, klau turun tu, straight terus menjunam kebawah, rase cam nk tersembam ke tanah...ade gak part2 yg berpusing 360 darjah, yang kekadang wat korg bersorak riang, or korg menjerit ketakutan....

aku x pnh naik roller coaster..adekah aku sgt kesian??

cabaran dalam hidup tu rase dia cam masuk umah hantu. walau korg tau hantu tu tipu, n kebanyakan adlh patung, korg tetap rase gentar nak masuk. bagi yg brani, dia akan tempuh jer rumah hantu tu sambil melawan rase takut or menggigil...at the end, dia akan rase puas and lega, plus boleh berlagak ngan kwn2 lein, bhw dia dh pernah masuk umah hantu. ade yang xnak masuk umah hantu bab tkut..so terlepas peluang nk rase melawan ketakutan n menjadi org yg lebih berani...

ni alamat umah :
no 13, jalan tanah kubur / 4,
taman Takutakutkan Manusia,
Tempat Jin Bertendang,
Negeri Ifrit.

kdg2 hidup ni akan berjalan seperti prmainan marry go round...pusing2 tp slow and steady..so that korunk enjoy ape yg berlaku dsekeliling. taklah banyak sgt adrenalin yg terpump ke otak tu..tapi at some point, korunk akan busan and rase buduh naik marry go round ni and trus trun utk try something else plak...

pusing2...pusing....pusing...pusing.,..pening..pening....uwekkkk

adekah samapi ketua akan main bumoer car??

kdg2 dalam hidup kita akan rase dilanggar oleh realiti cam permainan bumper car. even though yg bawak kete bumper tu adlh kwn kiter, dia tetap nak langgar kiter...huhu..have fun katenyer..si=o kter pun langar dia balik..alasan : have fun gak.hmm...smetimes tetibe jer kereta bumper kiter dilanggar oleh org yang tak dikenali..apekah motif ko langgar aku..so either kiter langgar dia balik or wat bodoh...sendiri jwb

tp kdg2 kiter akan terjatuh gak akhirnya bler kiter masuk bilik air sebb lantai bilik air licin...n kepala akan terhantuk kat mangkuk tandas, n kita tak mampu nk bagn balik seba terlampau gemuk n kepala pening, jadi kiter mengensot diatas lantai bilik air itu unutk mendpatkan pertolongan, dan lebih menyayat hati, kawan2 kita hanya melihat kita mengensot seperti ju on, and kemudian ketawakan kita selepas tu...hmm.....

realiti mmg pedih tapi kita suka gelakan orgnyer kejatuhan...tapi tidak kira la bagaimana kita jatuh (tergolek, tersembam, or terlentang), kita mesti cuba gak bgn balik, baik mengensot, merangkak, or melompat bgn....janji jgn giveup. its ok utk carik tmpt2 utk bersembunyi sementara utk elakan malu n gela tawakan dari2 rakan..janji kita continue hidup...!!!caiyok

p/s : entry ni di tribute pade
syafiqah yunus
1987

The T. sea

ni entri merepek dari ku...

silalah melihat movie terbaru keluaran serkop production, terbitan gempak briliance sdn bhd...

berkisar mengenai kehidupan anak-anak laut di perairan pulau tioman. Lihat dan hayati ke cekalan dan keazaman mereka mereka menghadapi suka duka kehidupan, ranjau dalam percintaan, pengkhianatan dan aksi-aksi lasak anak2 laut ini dalam menempuh kehidupan sebagai nelayan.

saksikan percintaan tiga segi antara opiq, liya dan lopan. siapakah yang akan mendapat hak unutk menikmati cinta sejati??
kisah pengkhianatan persahabatan oleh zur, untuk mencapai cita-citanya dalam mengejar impian unutk menjadi pegawai perikanan di marine park.
Kisah cita-cita mak ti untuk melanjutkan pelajaran dalam kesusahan mencarik rezki bersama abang kandungnya, ijan.
serta kasih sayang liza terhadap ijan yang tidak terbalas..


saksikan drama penuh aksi air mata dan tangisan yang melampau. anda akan dikejutkan dengan adengan melodrama yang meleleh sampai anda rase nk muntah tgk diorg nangis. dimana pihak bomba terpaksa dtg untuk menadah semua air mata yang ade...

lakonan oleh : Shahrizan Sharif@ijan, Syafiqah Yunus@opiq, Nurazlya Aziz@liya, Mohd Faiz@Lopan, Fazilah Mansor@mak ti, Zuraire ab rani@Zur, Nurliza Zakaria@liza.

SMTM

Ni adela slh satu scene dr SMTM, komen2 gmba.

Tyra banks a.k.a. pembantu makmal : hai ladies n gentlement(sbb ade lelaki gk masuk btanding)
SMTM : HAI
Tyra : U alls looks gorgeous today. well this is the first time u all in the judging room, and this is cycle 1, holaaaa!!!!!!hahha
Smtm : hahaha (gelak2 gelitat nk ampu tyra)
Tyra : and u know about our fabulous prizes dont you..?!! a contract with elite modelmanagement, one of the top modeling agencies in the world..a six pages spread in HAI magazine and a cover. And a 100000 ringgit contract with....
SMTM :avon!!!!!hahhaa..(gelak gelitat lagi skali)
Tyra: Of course you know our judges. The first is the sexy and handsome, mr nigel barker (a.k.a kutti) noted fashion photographer..
Nigel : Hai...(sambil senyum seksi)
tyra : and next we have miss j alexander (a.k.a bob) our runway diva extarordinaria..haha..and last but not least, legendary supermodel and a trend setter Paulina porizkova (a.k.a. bdk pHd).
Paulina : hai ladies..
tYRA : so guys for your first photoshots, u all have to potray a night party on the bridge of putrajaya, with ur glamorous outfit...working all the gorgeous clothes..and i have to say this is have been an issue that is very personal for me, bcoz when i was at you age, i never had the chance to go out and live the night life, or go to a party. not that i dont have any frends but i dont want to. so i want to give u all the chance to feel it. ok.
SMTM: OK...(sambil hangguk2 dgr tyra ckp)


tyra: ok first stop is fariz..
Fariz : hai...everybody
Tyra : well fariz you look handsome to day
Fariz : thanks
Tyra : So fariz you have your first photoshot, and what are you potraying?
Fariz : The night photographer..i'm the one who snap the picture
nIGEL : and i hope u really can convince me..
Tyra : K let us look at the picture

pAULINA: wOW that is a stunning picture, im loving this shot.. u just got the bone structure and u using it well
Tyra : the light hit ur face very well
Miss J: I love it, this is very editorial, and look at the extenxion of your neck, whew..it go on and on forever.
Nigel : What i like about this picture fariz, is that its look very effortles.. its look very natural in you. with ur smile and ur style, u look very convicing as a photographer to me. i think u nail it
Tyra: ok thanks fariz, next we have dayah..


Dayah : hai guys..
tYRA : hAI...u too loks cute in this red t-shirt..
dayah : thanks..hehe (gelak gelitat)
tyra : so what are you potraying for the photoshot.
Dayah : im the chinese fighter, chunli..hiyak (sambil pose kungfu)
Tyra: haha, ok fighter, let see ur best shot...
nigel : i think u nail it.. its a great pose for you, ur expresion, and ur body language, it become one. its a believable pict for me. great job.
paulina : i agree. dayah, ur not the tallest model in here, but in this picture u look 5 inch taller.well done.
Tyra : i like the variety of pose that u give to me, its fun editing ur picture, coz every frame is different from the other, but at some point u look very stiff, u need to find some softness in ur face. ok?.thanks dayah
dayah: tahnks u guys
tyra: liza ur next


Liza : hai
Tyra : well liza, so you were photograph as a
LIza: the lady in kebaya, sort of the 70s people..
tyra : and here is ur best shot.
miss j : well its the broken doll pose, but that is all it is, a broken doll
Paulina : u look pretty, ur body is great, but i dont see the lady in kebaya, i cannot feel the 70s vibe from this picture
Nigel ; for me the problem for this picture is that u did not show us the kebaya, all i can see is the plain back of this kebaya. its a good shot of your body, but it is not what we want
Tyra : ok thanks liza
Liza : k
Tyra : next we have zur


Zur : Hai
tyra : ok before we start, what's with the mafla and the snow cap. is it cold in here??
Zur : hehe (glak gelitat), well it looks nice on the photoshot, i thought why not weare this on panel
tyra : haha, well ur not looking that good i tell u, take of the snow cap, the mafla, take the jacket off.......now we have a model in front of us..ok lets see ur best picture
tyra : he is the foreigner from northen china, where it is cold and snowy
Paulina : great body pose, but hate the face
miss j: what?!!!! i like the face, it look he is having fun n enjoying urself, where u should girl!!.
Nigel : i agree with paulina, the pose is great, but the face i a itle bit down for me
Tyra : K thanks zur ..next on the line is nitiya

nitiya :hai..
tyra: well nitiya, what are you potraying
Nitiya : im the joker
tyra : well let see if ur picture can make us laugh
judges :.....silence..
tyra : ow oh.... when the judges is silence, it mean this is not a good picture
nigel : nitiya, as a clown, this picture just show me someone skipping with hat in the hand . nothing more..ur face does not work for me, ur poportion is not that great.. i dont know, i dont like this at all
Paulina : Yeah you should be more exciting, but ur face in this picture, look dead to me.
Miss J: Dead clown..wakwakwaa...
Tyra : u should try to express more of yourself. try to exagerate.. but your body is gorgeous thou..k thanks nitiya
Nitiya : thanks u guys
Tyra : ijan ur next

Ijan: hai
Tyra : ok before we start, mr j (a.k.a Mylurs) told me that u have a little bit of attitude problem. he sad that u did not listen to the instruction that he gave, plus u scream back at the photographer..
Ijan : well they all keep telling me to do this and that, so i was i little bit stress, and at one point i kind a explode, i gues. It is not my fault i scream at them. they the one who keep pushing me.
Tyra : well ijan, you must know something, if a photographer does not want to shot you, u will not survive this industry for a minute. u dont ever scream to somebody that can help u make money. understand? remember that..ok. let see ur best picture
Tyra : the working men try having fun
paulina : it is not a great picture, but it is not the worst either..it just kinda..boring
Miss J: i dont care if its boring or not, i iike it coz u look like 6 inches tall
Nigel : in this picture, i cannot see ur face, u kind lost it for me..i just hope you can find a litle bit of the light si that we can see ur face.
Tyra : going through ur frame, i was very dissapointed. all i can see is an angry men having a picture taken. This is the only picture that i can see u smiling..u should try to manage ur anger ijan. ok,,
Ijan : hmm..k...huhu
Tyra : thanks ijan, next is O-piG??


Opiq : no it is pronounce as OPIQ. O.P.I.Q , with the sound of q not g
Tyra : ok ...o ..piq, hahaha. and you potraying??
Opiq : the bubly school girl
tyra : ang here is you best shot
miss j : LOvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeee it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u go girl
Paulina : as a plus size model, u look very confident, u look charming and very sexy even with ur eyes close
Nigel : Yeah i agree. u know where the light is, and again, u look so effortless.
Tyra : U nail it girl. u prove that big..is beutifull..haha. thank you opiq..
Opiq : thanks guys
Tyra : LIya its ur turn

Liya : hai
TyRA : ok LIYA let se ur photo as the princess of the night

nigel : this picture is rather comon for me, it is a picture that u can found on prom night of high school, tenagers havin fun that sort of stuf, it does not read model
Paulina : i wish i can see ur eyes. u close it as if u are in pain...i dont know, this picture does not work for me.
Tyra : i like it. i thnk this picture show some intimacy and fun alltogether.i can feel the mix feeling in this picture. i just wish the hair were set to the back so it wil not cover ur face.ok thanks liya
Liya : Thank u
Tyra : next we have fir


Fir : Hai guys
Tyra : hai....fir is the challenge winner,,congratulations. they have to walk for Rizalman design n rizalman really enjoy ur walk
Fir : thanks
MIss j : yes he got the signature walk i told ..u go girl!!
Tyra: ok let see ur best photo as a..??
Fir : chinese taiko..

paulina : mmm...its a good picture but, there is something wrong somewhere. i dont know, the pose is great, the face look fine.. i just can't figure it out..
nigel : i think what happen is, u look fat in this picture. ur body looks like a plus size mode, u need to be carefull with ur weight..are u gaining weight??
fir : mmm..yea...about 5 kg
Miss j: woow!!!you should not do that girl..bad for you. cut all ur meal
Tyra : i dont know abou that..but i think if you really having weight issue, you can go on and be a plus size model like Opiq. we are beautiful as what we are..k thanks fir
Fir: k
Tyra : will miss teha B step foward please.



Teha b: hai guys
tyra : hai..ok let se ur best shot, and you representing
Teha b: the evil teen queen..
tyra : ok...
nigel : i think this is the best picture of all bunch..u really nail it teha b.
Paulina: yup, i really believe in this picture that you are some evil queen teen, ur face look so editorial. i hv nothing to say but well done..
miss j: i think u are fabulous as a bitch..go on bitching girl
teha b: hahaha..
tyra : well done teha b..
Teha b : thank you
Tyra : now we have teha b arch enemy, teha k




Teha K : hai...................
Tyra : hai u look supper bubbly today..
Teha k: thanks
Tyra: ok and you potraying what in the picture
Teha k : Angel hearted teen..im the little good girl
miss j : love it..love it..love it....love ur face, love ur body, love everything
Paulina : ur look so adorable..i have no comment on this but again great job
Nigel :i dont know, for me, it just look adorable, thats it..nothing more. it is not an editorial shoot, plus, its a common shot for me. the sweet innocent girl..i want to see some purity on you face.
Tyra : i agree with nigel. i want to see those innocent face. this picture is good.but that is all..kind a boring for me. u getting to safe..k thanks teha k
teha k: k
tyra : we have mak t



mak t :....
Tyra: well u look nervous today..whats wrong girl??
Mak t: nothing, im just cant help it feeling over excited..nervous. im worried bout my picture
nigel: it SMTM. u were choosen from the thousand of people that apply. u got this. u should bring more of your confident in the judging so we know that you want this
mak t : ok..i try
tyra : let see mak t as a gossip girl
nigel : wow. i think this the best picture ever..i think u r the one that understand the concept of this shot. u really get into the charachter.. well done.
paulina : u nail it girl..
mis j: i think u reallly had kick some of the girl nd guy ass............you rock it girl
tyra : so all i want to ask is for u to bring that girl in the picture, to panel, confident and sexy..ok..thanks mak t...last but not least lopan



Lopan : Hai
Tyra : Hai lopan. and you were potraying
Lopan : the old school people...like benjamin burton
tyra : well done..another great picture...
miss j : i like the smile in your face. it is real, and i can feel the energy right through it...
paulina: but one thing for sure, u look a litle bit short in this picture
Nigel : i think this shot look simple, elegance and very editorial.well done lopan.
lopan :Thanks

tyra : we see all ur photos.the judge will deliberate,. when i cal u back, i wil anounce wich one of you will be eliminated...

result :...tanyer kak cik..g sambung..thnaks kak chik

aiskrim new zealand...

masih lam proses mneggodek gamba lama...

we...terjumpa gamba ni plak..aiskrim plg mahal n sedap penah aku mkn...huhuhuuh..

Mase tu g akuaria klcc ikut rombongan (aku, nunu and zur). kononyer utk blaja pasal hidupan marin..hahha. sampa ane kul 2, bas akan dtg lam kul 6. so jangkaanya, kami akan berada selama 4 jam dlm akuaria sambil memerhati dgn lebih teliti hidupan2 yg dipamerkan.....hampeh jer...x pun. Ni semua salah zur yer kwn2. br masuk 15 minit dlm akuaria, dia dh komplain ngantok2. cis. aku br nk kagum tgkk ntag2 tu, dia mcm xde prasaan lgsg.. nk tdo la, letih la, hampeh tol la sekor ni. akibatnyer kami kuar dr akuaria kul 3.15...ape la jadah kuar awal2 klu bas lmbt lagi sampai...

ape g merayau ah ke Klcc...dh round2,bdk sekor ni masih lagi ngantuk.. mase nunu makn dia tdo, pastu x saba2 nk tunggu bas nk balik. so zur g tunggu bas, aku ngan nunu g kat kafeteria kt akuaria tu nk lepak2.

Jumpa la kedai aiskrim new zealand ni. nunu ah saiko nk mkn aiskrim..nk g bli but aiskrim satu skoop dh age 7 hengget. mak ai mahalnyer..cek2 owh patutla mahal, organik aiskrim k. fresh dr ladang di new zealand.hahahh aku layan jer. share ngan nuar, bli 3 skoop...

air 100 plus yg aku bwk sndri dr ukm..huhu..makan ngan aiskrim pn boleh

ni la newzealand natural....terbaik dr ladang (cam abg ijam...hahaha..uhuks)
kami bli aiskrim cokelat, strawberry dan vanilla.. emmm,,,cokelat dia sgt best!!!!!buah dia pn layan. just aku x minat vanilla...........nunu yg bli..huhuhu

ni resit, bukti pembelian ek...kang korunk kate aku tpu lak kang....

ni logo diorg..klu jumpa kedai ni, silalah singgah. skali skale leh la.melainkan ko kaye..

sgt lazat k aiskrimnyer..trase smapai ke anak tekak....best gler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ni nunu...cet konon kacak ke pakai spek. dh la saiko nk makn aiskrim mahal....

haha aku pn n k try gak akai spek hitam dia..tetap huduh..huhu..aku yang telah diperdaya oleh nunu..

p/s : prasan x entry2 aku sblum ni pn psl mknn gak...adkh hidup aku hanya berkisar psl mkn???ermm..org kg sila jawab

malam dinner sn marine

hari khamis malam, 12/3/2009 hritu tlh berlansung buat kesekian kalinyer dinner sains marine yg ketiga bagi batch aku kali ni di crystal oriental hotel..huhu. bermakne ktorg dah senior dh. Dinner diadakan semata-mata nak meraikan bdk2 3rd yr sn marine (ktorg la tu) serta merapatkan tali silaturahim antara bdk2 program...

well aku nk ckp kt sini ....3rd yr rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahhaha..mane taknyer, masing2 sume pakai glam2 nak mampos. gaun panjang berjela, baju koprat, keparat, sume ade..huhuhu. (just ade sorg dua jer yg xnak pakai gempak2, ala nk bajet modes ah tu ..hhaha sori jong). tema malam tu hanya tema wane, hitam dan merah. aku ngan zur dh lame plak kan bli baju diner utk malm sn laut ni, 3 bulan sblum dinner start, semangat x kami???..hhahahah

pepe pun, malam tu prsmbhn and mknn agak kurengs skit, just fine ja...tp takpe nasib baik view dia lawa. dinner kat outdoor, tepi kolam renang, bawah cahaya bulan, ha bayangkan la, romantik tak suasana cam ni..hhhehehe..tahniah pade razwan, mrangkap ketua pengarah dinner, and jr kitorg kos suksess lam wat dinner ni...mlm tu kitorg dimintak utk wat persembhn utk dinner. kitorg 3rd yr wat prsmbhan koir stand by me n aku jdi konduktor, adik sbgai pengarah and q sbgai pengarah kreatif..hhahaha..dh la berlatih satu malam jer, mmg terabus n hancus gler nyanyi, tapi takpe layan. yg pentng kitorg mlm tu mmg have fun gler..srunuk

so cam berse, mari2 melihat gamba kami meroyan kat dinner.....3rd yr jer yg cam gler glamor, gambar, and gelitat..hhahaha. sume tmpt and bende yg boleh bergambar sume dibuat..x menahan, ckp pn x guna, jum tgk gmba jer..

trase cam diri aku sgt macho...kan2???hahha.. outfit aku malm tu iala topi, baju tradisional org cina utk lelaki wane merah ngan corak2 lutsinar (aku tak tau dia panggil baju ni ape), suar slack hitam and kasut hitam...huhu,,at the end aku nampak cam apek jual sayur (i should not wear that hat..ouch)

bergambar bersama Prof mazlan..huhu merangkap bapak kitorg..layan..ni la batch aku. 36 org sumenyer tapi 4 org tak dpt nk hadir.xpe layan jer

setelah berhempas pulas menyanyikan lagu stand by me...aku dh bg warning awal2 pasal lagu ni kat semua tetamu, nasib baik diorg x kesah ktorg nyanyi ke laut..hahha..name pn sains marine a.k.a. laut. motif kak cik pose bagai nak rak, harus gler glamour.

girl power of sains laut...cantik kah, klu nk leh kontek i kat no 013xxxxxxxx..hahhaa sori sume dh berpunya k (ops sume kah???xkan yg kebaya hitam n cheongsam tu masih.....)

ermm..ni yg boyzznyer, camne??kacak x (ala apek kat tgh tu mmg huduh, tgk yg lelain la). mereka semua mengaku single and available (yakah??????hmmm..k.huhu)



mari2 lihatlah makhluk2 yg menjaga lautan paling hot, bergambar di tebing kolam..hahhaha. cpt wat undian tau

saat2 romantik bg pasangan yg bahagia (bahagia ker..hahahah). k xkan sume lam ni pasngn bercinta k. ade yg sekadar gamba hiasan..

aksi hilang akal bdk 3rd yr..huhuhuh..WE ALL DH NK GRAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aksi rampas merampas....hhuuh..tolong explain nape zur nk rampas ijan??adekah mereka...tideks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!kak chik kesian ko

pose aku n teha b. ni gaya kitorg lepas mengumpat ok, pssssssssssssstttttt......maksudnyer gosip tu sgt panas...huhu.glam x baju teha b.

p/s : antara pekara menarik berlaku

1- teha n the gang dtg lewat nk mampos. harus aku igt sampai mati, dtg ala2 diva, function start kul 8.30 stgh kul 10. tau la korunk slalu lewat masuk kelas, tp ni xkan kelas, ni dinner k..huhu. wat malu 3rd yr jer..hhahhaha
2- teha b plg glam mlam tu, sume igt dia artis jemputan. ha cpt trima kasih kat aku n zur bab ktorg yg plihkn baju dia malam tu
3- cheongsam kak chik...erm....cheongsam...mmmm....cheongsam..err..dont want to talk about it..hmmm.....k...huhu..
4- zur mng prince of the night (yer harus dia mng bab baju dia malam tu jer habis rm 500 k) n liya a.k.a mak mng princess (ala, bapak dh rasuah pengadil. mane ci)
5- parti after dinner kat putrajaya mmg seronok gler



notes to abg lensa : hampir separuh dr gamba yg kamu amik terpakse di delete yerk krane slalu out of fokus, n tak clear, please cuba lagi lein kali amik gamba dgn lawa...huhuhuh..pesanan dr kementerian pembangunan lelaki, masyarakat dan keluarga.